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I recall Nate being very quick to remind people how good you have to run to even hit a bunch of 80/20s that year he got them all right.
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Replying to @ziibiing
My old drinking stories
Replying to @zbeg
It was a good run while it lasted!
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Stump retweeted
You know what really gets my goat? Chupacabra.
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Replying to @NickAdamsinUSA
look at that top 2. Throw on your best sleeveless rain coat!
I’ve owned beanie baby stock for a while trying to relive my glory days of selling them at high markup during middle school. Is this good for my holdings?
Well this is certainly interesting: a 20-year-old had the brilliant idea of using the options market (?) to effectuate a debt reduction for BBBY on July 21...
Replying to @thepiff
Drop the towel
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Replying to @abarber1 @carney
Like that time nobody would represent me after I slipped in the grocery store just because they had “seen” a “video” where I put multiple “tomatoes” on the floor moments before becoming THE VICTIM OF A NEGLIGENT SHOPKEEP!
Encountering a little push back from potential employers because my phone autocorrected Twitter to earth on my last batch of applications.
Replying to @satsdart
Tastes like shit out of the freestyle machine but that goes for 80% of the drinks in there
Replying to @Protentialmn
I wish
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Replying to @sausagehobbit
A little fried basil maybe fuh get about it
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Replying to @sausagehobbit
Tomato soup in a bread bowl is pizza
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Replying to @LouStagner
Now I feel vindicated for choking on an easy par 5 18th when I was 17/17.
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I’m giving away @EAMaddenNFL #Madden23 codes. RT and like this post for your chance to win #GoPackGo
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Replying to @garretriese
He may not know it but he can rip a cig in one drag and hit a golf ball 320 barefoot.
Replying to @garretriese
You could easily convince me that’s Ben’s kid
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Oh they are listening and they’ve compromised Joe.
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Replying to @FeraSY1
Retire
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