The Lord of the Rings: a story where the social elite coerce a trust-fund kid's hard-working gardener into shouldering global risks. Before it's over, he has to physically carry his useless employer (and their jewelry collection) up an active volcano. Ahead of its time, really.

12:38 AM ยท Oct 5, 2021

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You think Sam got time and a half? Hazard pay? Did Sam even get Dental?
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people be like "well it worked out for Sam in the end" and I'm like hello survivorship bias they tried to pay my man in exposure
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Look, all I'm saying is #OccupyValinor
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Replying to @Snowden
Love this movies
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Hahahahaha just watched the extended cuts last week. Epic.
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ALL of last week?
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Replying to @Snowden
Thanks. You just ruined LOTR for me ๐Ÿ˜†
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made it better for me ngl LOL
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